You are now Rhiannon. You are half way through your 18th year of life and have spent most of said life going to school and sleeping. You are no longer in school, and are biding your time until you can begin classes of the COLLEGE level.
You have many interests, your most prominent being READING, WRITING, and ARITHMA-... wait no. You hate math, as do many creatures of your species. You work at a local WENDY's, which you find to be a decent job.
You spend many hours on the INTERNET, perusing sites such as TUMBLR and 4CHAN (mostly to satisfy your SEMI-DARK sense of HUMOR). You used to write FANFICTION but now prefer your ORIGINAL works of FICTION, though you usually can not muster the inspiration to get more than a paragraph down.
Your Pesterchum chumhandle is carbonicCoaster, and you talk to anyone. You often write with proper grammar much like Doc Scratch. When you get excited you tend to bump the CAPS LOCK ALONG WITH VARIOUS OTHER RANDOM KEYS ALKDF;ALJF.
its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres
they still arent in new york
(Source: sassy-gay-karkat)
welcome to night blogging, where the posts are shit and the notes don’t matter
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
(Source: jillypooh)
HEY SO~
I already have these two ponies, does anyone want them?
Also~ I got 2 Sailor Moon movies from an antique shop for 50 cents 8v8
what a steal♥
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧ I want them!
(also, why were they selling Sailor Moon movies in an antique store??)
WHAT A DEAL!
davelaughingalonewithjohnsass:
This is the only genderbend of the Alpha kids I will ever accept
finally, a Dave without a skirt or halter top
Same goes for John, a totally adorable John without a bunch of floofy crap :3
ja…de… ROSE…. ah theyre all still really attractive im dying
stares stares stares stares
if that Dave put her hair in a ponytail then it’s literally my headcanon.
(Source: this-is-tot)
(Source: swedishbelieber)
Here, have some more.
I told you. It’s a problem…
I love random captions.
Because Lord English is only one piece of the PuZZLE, and I’ve got all the time in the world.
KILL ME NOW
LET ME DIE
HOW IS THIS
WHY
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Yeah. I make a lot of derp faces. (Taken with instagram)